Today for lunch

I had a can of soup and a Mundy.

No, not this Mundy: http://www.mundy.ie/

Not this Mundy either...

No, no, it was THIS MUNDY

And boy, was it ever Surreal!

#13- I really want to put my lasagna in that waiter's face.

Take that, Google!

In ManiPenny Junction, offices will be organized in a very progressive format. Instead of having job titles related to actual job duties, employees will be categorized by the role they play in the office. Some examples of common roles include:

- The Lurker (starts all sentences with 'I couldn't help but overhear...')
- The Prairie Dogger (likes to talk to people over cube walls)
- The Crazy Foreign Guy (he says good morning in a new language everyday)
- The Mom (crocheted vest required for all holidays)
- The Greek gangster (chain smokes and uses his cell phone profusely)
- The Lifer (the guy who's always at work and no one's ever seen him leave or arrive)
- The Receptionista (refers to everyone with a prefix and their first name, Example: Mr. Steve)
- The Drill Sergeant (refers to his associates as 'My people' and others as 'Your people')
- The Lunch talker (never gets the hint that you're not up for convo while eating at your desk)
- The Overthinker (this person deflates every meeting with ramifications foreseen 20 years down the line)
- The Trekkie (also might be a closet S&M freak)

Front Page of the MPJ Daily Globe

Mango Midgets Strike Again

(MPJP) 7 December, 2006- On this day which lives in infamy for the attacks on our country at Pearl Harbor, we are saddened to report another flare up in violence in MPJ between the Mangos and their rival gang the Magoos. MPJ Sheriff Dog is quoted as saying, "Damn these little people and their rivalries. It's getting to the point where a day doesn't go by without some kind of trouble. The Sheriff's department is on it and we are confident that we'll have them rounded up in no time and taken back to the farm. Vice Mayor, Del Mangerman, is leading the Mango/Magoo Midget Militia task force and we're bringing in the calvalry. ManniPenny Junction is a family town and we want to make sure it stays that way." The Mangos, known for their distinctive headwear, have several hideouts which have been raided over the last few days. Two officers were injured 2 days ago, but the bites to their shins were said to be surface only and not to have broken the skin. With the holidays approaching, officials are eager to curb this violence once and for all.

A post from the future!

A solar eclipse occurred in the town of ManiPenny Junction during the year 2015, giving all original residents unusual super powers (we're told it has something to do with coconut milk consumption). In an effort to prepare you to master aforementioned powers, the ManiPenny Junction PTA has sent this message back through space and time to alert you of the gifts that will receive.

Jennifer "Lordess Wondee": She can hypnotize evil do-ers with her ta-ta charms and if captured by the enemy, she is able to transform into a whitefish and escape.

Jarett "Tidbits": Since he is in the MPJ library when the solar eclipse occurs, he absorbs all knowledge simply through a touch. He can also drain information from an enemy’s brain by putting on fingerless gloves and touching their temples.

"HED": Possesses the ability to shoot guacamole and their pits out of her hands to blind attackers, much the way Spider-man does. (The pits will not only cause bodily harm, but they allow the guacamole to stay fresh longer)

Alison "Smallerina": Becomes the eyes and ears of MPJ. She can shrink herself down to 1 inch tall and obtain access to any government facility.

"Devious Honey C. Quick": Is given the ability to create a sonic boom with just her voice. While the sound is deafening to all who don't belong to the MPJ Heroes league, bystander accounts confirm that once the sound is heard it turns the victims brains to mush, reducing them to quivering invalids who can only mumble, "Flavor Flav"

The Heroes of ManiPenny Junction aren't the only ones who are given super powers. The team has to unite to fight the evil Lord Leo of the Nardo and his Ninja Force. As it turns out, it is not difficult to defeat Lord Leo because he is simply an oversized cunt.

The battle cry of the ManiPenny Junction Avengers is, "WHAT'S IN MY HOO?"

HIATUS IS OVER

MOBY IS BACK IN BIZ

THANK YOU TO OUR LOYAL CLIENTS