HOO HA TWO TIMES TUESDAY

it's been awhile. we are in LA and on JDATE (codename DoJEW06.) we'll be back soon. sorry for the delay.

HOO HA TWO TIMES TUESDAY

Moby.

Damn. Boyfriend gets AROUND.

Most DEF not Moby's Teeny Hole

Big Pole, Tiny Hole

Google is a wonder. sometimes you can find out the randomest things.

The graph above shows the trend of searches for "moby" A search for "tiny hole" on the other hand simply takes me to a porn star's website. Apparently, "big pole, tiny hole" is one of her star-making vehicles. Go figure.

What a brave woman

Jessica thought she had discovered the entrance to Moby's Teeny Hole and descended into it, fearing what lied beneath her. Unfortunately for her, it was not the portal to Moby but rather the endless catacombs of Star Jones' massive hole!

#1 Moby Sighting

OMG SO MANY THINGS JUST HAPPENED TO ME. DEEP BREATH.

1. Totes saw elevator boy with a girl having lunch at au bon pain. ok so i guess that's over. whatevs.

2. I got an appt to get my cable set up on Sat. am. (after yoga)

3. WAIT FOR IT.

I was walking across third ave on 40th street talking to Cait when MOBY FUCKING CROSSED THE STREET RIGHT NEXT TOME GOING THE OTHER WAY. I would have taken a camera phone pic but i was on the phone.

LESS THAN 4 DAYS AFTER THE BIRTH OF MOBY'S TEENY HOLE I HAD AN HONEST TO GOD MOBY SIGHTING.

Holy JESUS. i need to calm down.

Bird Flu

Man, that is some crazy shit. Stizzy. Drizzy. Me and Jenny watching the bird flu movie on ABC. I've already seen 2 people bleed to death from every oriface, and heard dire predictions to the future. Oh and the cocktail waitress resused a napkin.


UPDATE: THIS IS NOT A GAME!~ THIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

We need to have a plan. I will find out first because I work for people in the know. JENNY AND CAIT AND I WILL RUN RUN RUN TO PENN STATION. we will have our always be prepared packs ready and we can go pick them up on our way. then we will take the train to p-town and hide in the sourlands. Hals got land and cans. we will have a protective barrier. we will be safe.


IT WAS THE TURKEY BURGERS. THEY GAVE US THE BIRD FLU.

OH MY GOD, IT"S THE A C E. WAIT. WHAT"S THE A C E?

Jesus H Christ. Brit just confirmed she's preggers again. No more kids from those two f'ers. SEX WITH NO BABIES! Whoop Whoop

"I saw it. WELL I GOT IT"

IDIOTS> YOU CAN"T SHOOT THE FUCKIN" US THEIR ARMY. Their, Their, they are like trained Gunners!!!


Christopher Knight. Ab Lounge. you could do it on that chair.

I say they are going to eat her. Jenny disagrees. maybe the dog. wierd.

And I quote, " maybe getting ass raped by a woman, with a fist." oh. never mind.

i can't believe britneyis preggers. can. not. believe. the girl in the movie is too. wtf? it's a pandemic.

whoa. movie over. scary. man. 10 years it won't matter.

My name is Moby, hear me roar....out of my teeny hole

"Good Day, as some of you may have already heard, I have a teeny hole, but thanks to a lazer guided defense system I have just installed, no one will be falling into it anytime soon.....unless I ask them too. Toodles"

Spoonie Love...in case you're lonely

HOO HA TWO TIMES TUESDAY

Dedicated to all things wee and (un)important

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