Take that, Google!

In ManiPenny Junction, offices will be organized in a very progressive format. Instead of having job titles related to actual job duties, employees will be categorized by the role they play in the office. Some examples of common roles include:

- The Lurker (starts all sentences with 'I couldn't help but overhear...')
- The Prairie Dogger (likes to talk to people over cube walls)
- The Crazy Foreign Guy (he says good morning in a new language everyday)
- The Mom (crocheted vest required for all holidays)
- The Greek gangster (chain smokes and uses his cell phone profusely)
- The Lifer (the guy who's always at work and no one's ever seen him leave or arrive)
- The Receptionista (refers to everyone with a prefix and their first name, Example: Mr. Steve)
- The Drill Sergeant (refers to his associates as 'My people' and others as 'Your people')
- The Lunch talker (never gets the hint that you're not up for convo while eating at your desk)
- The Overthinker (this person deflates every meeting with ramifications foreseen 20 years down the line)
- The Trekkie (also might be a closet S&M freak)