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Mango Midgets Strike Again

(MPJP) 7 December, 2006- On this day which lives in infamy for the attacks on our country at Pearl Harbor, we are saddened to report another flare up in violence in MPJ between the Mangos and their rival gang the Magoos. MPJ Sheriff Dog is quoted as saying, "Damn these little people and their rivalries. It's getting to the point where a day doesn't go by without some kind of trouble. The Sheriff's department is on it and we are confident that we'll have them rounded up in no time and taken back to the farm. Vice Mayor, Del Mangerman, is leading the Mango/Magoo Midget Militia task force and we're bringing in the calvalry. ManniPenny Junction is a family town and we want to make sure it stays that way." The Mangos, known for their distinctive headwear, have several hideouts which have been raided over the last few days. Two officers were injured 2 days ago, but the bites to their shins were said to be surface only and not to have broken the skin. With the holidays approaching, officials are eager to curb this violence once and for all.