No Weddings in MPJ!!!!!

Lordess Wondee has already made her feelings on the subject of weddings quite clear, but this video of a bride an hour before her big day from a nearby village perfectly illustrates why there are never to be weddings in MPJ!

Pay special attention to the bride when she walks in the door and keep your eyes peeled around the four-minute mark. You're Gunna Die!!!!!

Discoveries made at this week's MPJ Town Hall meeting:

Little fatty fat fats are in the coke commercial

Oh Tia, you did not!

Olive Garden Commercial
by Srberi (Fri Jan 5 2007 01:30:02 )
Last night while watching TV an olive garden commercial ran with a mom walking in to meet her "date". My question is, is the hostess Becki Newton?

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Hurmienee (Fri Jan 5 2007 14:49:54 )
I asked that same question! I don't know though.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by kristen_quirke (Fri Jan 5 2007 15:45:22 )
I just watched that commercial and was wondering the same thing! Must be.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by kirbsmum (Fri Jan 5 2007 17:10:35 )
lol thats funny,,ive seen it a couple times and thought it looked like her too,,thats why i came on here to see if anyone else noticed or knew!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by hoiiywoodfame (Sat Jan 6 2007 16:45:58 )
UPDATED Sat Jan 6 2007 16:46:30
Yess I really think it's her. I was just going to post this topic and I can't believe it was on here. I think it's her.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by aj_wright_1981 (Sun Jan 7 2007 18:31:20 )
I was totally about to too!! HAHA... yes, it looks just like minus some makeup.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by jillmaica (Mon Jan 8 2007 05:59:50 )
My husband pointed that out as well the other night. I think it's her as well!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Anonymous_Me (Mon Jan 8 2007 15:07:40 )
I'll chime in...
I JUST saw it and came to see as well.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by canadian_cutie894 (Mon Jan 8 2007 22:03:32 )
Same here.
It most likely is her, as it's an older commercial.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by spftc (Tue Jan 9 2007 14:02:31 )
I can't believe this topic was here... I JUST saw the commercial and thought, "That's the girl from Ugly Betty!"

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by SBThompson-1 (Tue Jan 9 2007 18:56:31 )
That's exactly what I thought. I've seen it several times now and the more I see it, the more I think it IS Becki.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by EJ_Proctor (Thu Jan 11 2007 18:39:24 )
this is funny. I came here to find out... they actually aired it during ugly betty tonight...
it's definatley her...

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by angelalasseau (Thu Jan 11 2007 20:39:04 )
It's her. It's an old commercial and they've just begun reairing it. I noticed her features during the show tonight and just watched the commercial in slow-motion. I'm positive. [I know this sounds weird but]it's not only her bone structure--exactly--but her bottom teeth and the hostess' teeth are identical. I was in a scrutinous mode after tonight's episode--I'm also positive that the girl at "M.Y.W."--you know, who loved Betty's vest, was also played by Becki Newton. I watched the recorded episode an hour after it aired and have thought, since last week, that that girl looked really familiar. After watching the show, I am sure that it was played by her, the "Bizarro Amanda".

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by musicaladdie (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:02:39 )
Lol I saw it too and thought the same thing, it looks a old commercial, but it is her with less makeup! Lol.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by dheadsis (Fri Jan 12 2007 06:40:09 )
I'ts definately her playing the "Betty version" at "M.Y.W." I picked up on it right away but it took me several minutes until I was 100% convinced it was really her but then my daughter saw it too. She is a fantastic actress! I hate that I missed the Olive Garden commercial....sounds cute!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by esoul (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:32:33 )
It's funny. I've seen the commercial tons of times but didn't really recognize her until tonight while watching Ugly Betty. I was watching Ugly Betty tonight and one of the commercials was the Olive Garden one and I definitely think it's her. :)

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by vinceharris-1 (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:43:08 )
I saw the same commercial and I think you are right.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by lauranike (Fri Jan 12 2007 08:44:20 )
That's funny, I noticed her in it too. I remember seeing the commercial a long time ago, but I didn't notice it was her til recently.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by misskiwi4 (Fri Jan 12 2007 10:37:18 )
I, like everyone else was wondering the same thing. I'm pretty sure that's her. Haha that's awesome

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by nwoknumai (Fri Jan 12 2007 19:48:15 )
I was just about to post that same question lol! I think it is her..

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by jennifer_garner (Sat Jan 13 2007 20:25:31 )
Haha I just came on here too to see if anyone had realized it.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Bourke27-1 (Sun Jan 14 2007 00:40:12 )
This is hilarious because she has some commercials posted under her "other works" but no olive garden... and yet it MUST be her, I absolutley cannot accept that it's not lol... it just looks exactly like her. And that is definitely her from "m.y.w." and that's confirmed through the abc credits for the show. anyway, if someone has any definitive proof that it's her, please post it so I can win my little bet.
Thanks and be blessed.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by vickye13 (Mon Jan 15 2007 19:02:39 )
it is her. if you go to this link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becki_Newton
it will tell you.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by chipdorsch (Mon Jan 15 2007 21:31:35 )
i'm certain it's her! it has to be!

WOW, JUST WOW

Mer!

Things learned last night at the MPJ Town Meeting

Lordess Wondee has plans for her va-jay-jay:
-"I think it would be very nice to have an iridescent hoo"

C-Med digs A Big Red Bed

HED is training D-Money to sweep the 2007 Feline Olympics

JWise is into D-Money maybe a little too much;
-"I love the wispy angel hairs on his tiny kitten paws"

Child Rearing in MPJ

As a followup to yesterday's sunshine and roses, it's time for a page out of HED's Child Rearing Handbook.

Chapter 7-Sticky Kids

Nothing makes me crazier than sticky kids. You know the ones I mean, jelly smeared all over their face from ear to ear, sticky hands that grab you, the furniture, the walls, and in turn spread the sticky. Their clothes are permanently stained from whatever grossness they have chosen for the day. It's like, honestly, have you never seen a washcloth before kid? Jesus.

As parents/caregivers, it's your responsibility to maintain a sufficient level of non-stickiness.

Take me for example; one time my little cousin decided to eat some grape jelly out one of those little packets they have at diners. Eat it with a spoon. Gross. But what do I care? I'm not his mother. However, out of the corner of my eye, I see a huge globful of jelly miss his mouth, fall of the spoon, and head straight for his clothes. My hand reaches out, out of pure instinct and reflex, catches the jelly and before he can put the spoon down, I've marched him off to the bathroom to wash his hands. But wait you say, if the jelly didn't land on him, how is he sticky? I don't care. The point is, he's even less sticky after a handwashing than he might have been.

That's why I've already designed the perfect solution in my mind. My house will be specially equipped with a padded room furnished only with a drain in the floor. Kids make a mess, come in from playing, basically do anything other than breathe, they have to go into the drain room and get hosed off. Padded walls=won't hurt when I blast them with the powerwash.

That's me...ALWAYS Thinking.

Straight Jacket Optional (Obvi)

Sunshine and Roses

As mandated by the MPJ Council on Child Rearing, no citizen will allow their child to become part of the 'Entitlement Generation.' Therefore, if said citizen's child's artwork is complete crap, you must tell the child 'Your painting is complete crap. What the hell is that, a house? Nice try. Play again.' As soon as MPJ citizens teach their children they don't all fart rainbows, MPJ will be a happier, more realistic place.