Sunshine and Roses

As mandated by the MPJ Council on Child Rearing, no citizen will allow their child to become part of the 'Entitlement Generation.' Therefore, if said citizen's child's artwork is complete crap, you must tell the child 'Your painting is complete crap. What the hell is that, a house? Nice try. Play again.' As soon as MPJ citizens teach their children they don't all fart rainbows, MPJ will be a happier, more realistic place.