#10

You def have to smoke the skunks out of the log.

Amendment to the menu's of MPJ

Article 1--All Men will eat Fish Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Said tacos will be imported from this location:




Article 2--All Men will drink Coconut Milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Said milk will be fed to men in this way, and this way only:


Lordess Wondee has spoken!

Ammendment to the ManniPenny Bill of Writes

All those citizens of ManniPenny junction with a legal given name of Richard will heretoforth be referred to by the name Dick. Any citizen disputing this ammendment may be asked to leave ManniPenny Junction. Excommunication from MPJ can only occur after an official good-bye ceremony, which begins with the soon-to-be-ex citizen placing their hand on the Yellow Pages and uttering this oath:
"I swear on this phone directory that I am not a Dick, nor have I ever been a Dick, nor plan to be a Dick in future." The departing citizen will then be taken to the ManniPenny Junction border station and given a full set of stationary, golf ware and L.L. Bean backpacks monogrammed with 'Dick' and will be escorted over the border with no return ticket.

OMG PO

8. "I'm tot a biter"

"You're a biter? I feel like it lasts so much longer when you string it."

#7 #7 Lucky #7

#7. I am going to do a header into my sashimi.

All Hail Lordess Wondee

"You know how you pay respects to me? You fiddle wih my charms."


"YOU WILL PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO ME!"

Ahh Lago House, ahh inspiration

MPJSM

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you love the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out.

4. Be careful when you are teabagging, it might come out the top.

5. You poke twice and they roll over.

6. Do the X and smack it.

Greasy Babies

Bobo on the left, L'il Debbull on the right....or maybe L'il Debbull is on the left and Bobo is on the right.....whatever, this is right before the two greasy babies got hosed off in Haverly's basement

None Cuter

Now you know why Meatloaf won't do it

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Originally uploaded by sbmpx1.

Circa 1977--The lovely Angela Lansbury, just moments after engaging in the inaugural Hairy Teacup in the then fledgling town of ManniPenny Junction

Who won't do what?

As discovered tonight, the inventor of the Hairy Teacup was none other than Angela Landsbury. Why you ask? Well, because murder she wrote.

EUREKA!

I've solved the mystery of the Hairy Teacup! It's like a mathematical equation with two variables. Allow me to explain. First, we start with the famous line from Meatloaf's dark ballad, 'I would do anything for love...but I won't do that.' The definition of 'that' has long been investigated to no avail. But now I realize, the 'that' is the Hairy Teacup! And thus, the Hairy Teacup can be defined as the 'that' that Meatloaf won't do! The two mysteries must solve each other. So from now on, the questions run like so:

"What is the Hairy Teacup?" Answer: "That thing Meatloaf won't do for love."
"What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?" Answer: "The Hairy Teacup."

I think my brain belongs in the MPJ branch of th Smithsonian.

MPJSM October Update

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you love the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out