EUREKA!
I've solved the mystery of the Hairy Teacup! It's like a mathematical equation with two variables. Allow me to explain. First, we start with the famous line from Meatloaf's dark ballad, 'I would do anything for love...but I won't do that.' The definition of 'that' has long been investigated to no avail. But now I realize, the 'that' is the Hairy Teacup! And thus, the Hairy Teacup can be defined as the 'that' that Meatloaf won't do! The two mysteries must solve each other. So from now on, the questions run like so:
"What is the Hairy Teacup?" Answer: "That thing Meatloaf won't do for love."
"What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?" Answer: "The Hairy Teacup."
I think my brain belongs in the MPJ branch of th Smithsonian.
posted by amhessio @ 9:43 AM
1 Comments:
YOU ARE BEYOND BRILLIANT! But oddly enough, they refuse to serve Meatloaf in MPJ, so I def think you're on to something--if he wont' play our game, we won't play his!
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