Royalty Whose Titles Will Be Upheld

Two nominations for Royalty whose titles will be upheld and respected within the borders of ManniPeni Junction.



'The Duke' - John Wayne





Duke Ellington

Your Supreme Leader

Lordess of ManniPeni Junction and Lordess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea

Sometimes Queen of Scotland

Security Alert

Attention:

MPJ is on a state of high alert. The man in the photo below Weird Bald Vegan, AKA Moby, has recently been spotted lurking around the high security of perimeter of MPJ looking for a weakness in the electric fence (Which he won't find, btw). The last known sighting of him had him lying dazed on the ground from a shock outside the fence at the corner of End of the Rd. and Borderline Drive. He should be considered unarmed and not really very dangerous, but a threat nonetheless.


Please call the police at 7-11 if you spot him

-DOG

MPJ Security Update

DOG will be in charge of all MPJ security going forward. Installation of the invisible electric fences is almost complete. All new members have been scheduled for their big toe microchipping procedures by Dr. Lordess (a graduate of MPJU). All founding members should have received their microchipped tiaras at this point. If you have not recieved yours, please stop by the office above Wondee Siam III. Thank you for your cooperation. HOO HAA!!!

The ManniPenny Junction Sexual Manifesto (MPJSM if you will)

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you love the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

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To be Continued.

Don't worry, be happy

The one and only, the truly original

The Hairy Teacup.

Can you dig it?