Security Alert

Attention:

MPJ is on a state of high alert. The man in the photo below Weird Bald Vegan, AKA Moby, has recently been spotted lurking around the high security of perimeter of MPJ looking for a weakness in the electric fence (Which he won't find, btw). The last known sighting of him had him lying dazed on the ground from a shock outside the fence at the corner of End of the Rd. and Borderline Drive. He should be considered unarmed and not really very dangerous, but a threat nonetheless.


Please call the police at 7-11 if you spot him

-DOG