http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4893/2641/1600/mpj.1.jpg Moby's Teeny Hole: April 2008

Moby's Teeny Hole

Careful, I will push you into Moby's Teeny Hole. The Few, The Proud...Moby's Teeny Hole.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Went for a ride in the cruiser last night after a visit to moby's teeny hole

i'm now a junior at BMCC

jwass invaded my head for a moment and nearly forced me into a very awkward jean jamming faux pas

DANGER

Monday, April 28, 2008

Shia Has a Plan To Keep His HED


Apparently Shia LaBeouf doesn't want his lover to move either, so here's his plan to keep her in town!

“I get into poetry and songwriting,” Shia laughs. “I’ve flown across the country with flowers to hand-deliver, and I’ve made trails out of rose petals and put on the Jodeci music. I’ve also been known to put on some Meatloaf, which is so cheesy. I won’t say if it worked or not, but it was very funny!”

Friday, April 18, 2008

Not without a Spotter!


Official town rule: All members of the socialist Every ManniPenny Person's Gym must have a spotter at all times. Whether you're on a treadmill, lifting weights, or trying out a unicycle, you must have a spotter. If you cannot locate a spotter, the court will appoint you one. If you should waive your right to a spotter, you will have to stay on the mats and risk ring worm among other fungal infections associated with group use of sweat absorbing materials.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Straight Up

Our benefactor, Mr. Moby, says:

"Britney Spears like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”