Not without a Spotter!

Official town rule: All members of the socialist Every ManniPenny Person's Gym must have a spotter at all times. Whether you're on a treadmill, lifting weights, or trying out a unicycle, you must have a spotter. If you cannot locate a spotter, the court will appoint you one. If you should waive your right to a spotter, you will have to stay on the mats and risk ring worm among other fungal infections associated with group use of sweat absorbing materials.