Professional Carpenter: Smallarina

Smalls: Add this to my lago house list of 'oh man, why am I such a dude?' - my dad and I assembled a large cabinet for Father's day.
J-Rod: Did you wear a toolbelt?
Smalls: haha, no, thank god. if I did, I might as well get the mullet cut and move to VT.

(big ups to JWass for the photoshopping!)

The Lordess has a new companion

He sings opera, and his name is Trevor.

The Official Chef of MPJ

Truth Serum

Apparently, riding in the PT Cruiser with a bottle of wine is equivalent to a syringe of truth serum for Ms. HED. Example, last night:

HED: We're totally going to the Harry Potter theme park when it opens
JAW: Oh yea we are!!!
HED: I'm going to get a timeshare there!

(2 minutes later)

HED: Sadly, that was the second thing I thought this morning