Professional Carpenter: Smallarina

Smalls: Add this to my lago house list of 'oh man, why am I such a dude?' - my dad and I assembled a large cabinet for Father's day.
J-Rod: Did you wear a toolbelt?
Smalls: haha, no, thank god. if I did, I might as well get the mullet cut and move to VT.

(big ups to JWass for the photoshopping!)