Rod Stewart

Offical self-proclaimed MPJ Arms of Steel.

I mean, who else is going to bring you a broken arrow, a bottle of rain, and some serious hair trends?

Bee. Tea. Dubs.

Shia is so fired. We do not like DUI's in ManniPenny Junction. Can you imagine people drunken hoverboarding? NO.

Is it me or does this guy not look like a child molester? Paging Chris Hanson....

Fun with Taking Emails Out of Context

From the Small-one in an email written to J-rod earlier today!

"Is there any way you could fill me up and give it to Catie"

btw, that pic is the first thing that came up when i googled "fill me up"

Oh No They Didn't

Are you freakin' kidding me DQ? I spend 17 years of my life with a hut o' cool treats less than one mile from my house and now is when you choose to create what might be the world's tastiest treat?

There is nothing finer than eating some just-out-of-the-freezer Thin Mints. I have often thought, I should dip this in some ice cream, but the chained up fat kid inside of me said no. he's such a little bitch.

But by introducing "Ice Cream Flavor of the Year 2008" (awarded by me, deal with it) you make it absolutely acceptable for me to enjoy.

Thank you and see you soon.

99.99% Sans Blocage

JAM FREE ZONE