Wise words from our fearless leader

Moby ponders:
"Why do 90 percent of tornadoes and the majority of hurricanes in American tend to strike Republican states?"

Dancing with Stars

who is that? Tatiana? Oh Laila Ali.


What if Alphonso Riberio and Lance Bass were a couple? That would be the best gay couple ever. [Tom Jones]It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.[/Tom Jones]

Darrell and Caitlin Rasner
Sounds like
Tyler and Caitlin T****z***
Rasner
Dweezil Damon Rasner
Sounds like
Sharon Rei**** Rude

Vamoos zavoshe
What?
Aubrey Gladys
No but you said zsomething zasomething
Vamoos zavoshe
No but you said Aubrey gladys
Aubrey Gladys Vam**s Zv*ushe

A non-Rasner related relative asked:

Did you just wipe your butt on my ass?

A not related Rasner friend

Who’s that guy?!?!?