Don't forget that Knob Hill is the town next to MPJ. We always play them in powder puff football and we've won for the past 4 years--it's an age old rivalry that spans decades.
The legend dates back to when Alexander T. Thaddius was living in Knob Hill quarterback and he fell in love Jemima Stoonesbergson who was the MPJ head cheerleader. Long story short, Alexander's parents ended up stealing the Stoonesbergson's prize-winning basset hound because they didn't approve of MPJ's lax attitudes towards marijuana and Ecto-Cooler. (PS: KNOB HILL WE OWN YOU!)

The Lordess gets hit on by the one and only Moby

Moby: Hey there gorgeous, I see we share the same taste in helmets....wanna come back to my place and explore my teeny hole? You'll like it, I swear. Happy Birthday, Love Moby

A Happy Birthday come on from Journey's Steve Perry

You: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, you took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Me: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit, I took the midnight train goin' anywhere

...fancy meeting you here good looking, wanna come back to my place?

Me And My Llama

Any accusations that you may have heard about Lordess Wondee and her Saturday Morning tassle fiddling habits are completely fabricated. She sleeps, wakes up too early and sometimes needs a nap during the afternoon. "Nap" is not code for a tassle fiddle. However, Lordess Wondee's primary mode of transportation is a llama and tassle fiddling is required in order to ensure a safe ride.

Sunnydale is about 20 miles west of ManniPenny Junction. Just over the hill.


The official hospital of ManniPenny Junction is Seattle Grace.

Casual Fridays...

In MPJ, we know jeans on Fridays is just so five minutes ago. That said, Friday will offically be known as Spandex and Sweatbands Day (wearing a walkman is optional but encouraged.)