If we were cartoons
If the residents of MPJ were turned into Cartoon Characters, we would be.....
C Middy

That's the trademark Medi-pout when she looks in a mirror
HED

Because he always has a hat on his hand
Smallerina

Just cuz!
J Wise and Dweezil

We're two of a kind
JWass

Because like her, Donald never wears pants, but always wraps a towel around his waist