In MPJ...

These two are Besties. And no one else will hang out with them.

Today's Lesson

"Don't look at yourself in the mirror, it's a waste of time -- just lotion your hair and go"

-Sage Advice from HED, because if you don't have a lesson, you can't learn

MPJ's Tatoo Parlor

A realization came about that our gal Drew has some bad visible tatoos. Our guess? She probably has some even worse ones you can't see. Case in point:

Her vajayjay tat of ET pointing the way

Nice Mug

Official Mugs of Manipenny Junction

Dweezil's arch nemesis

Same color, cut and cute -- Endcat also has wispy angel hairs on his tiny kitten paws.

A flop-to-the-death is in order!

Dr. Balloon wants you to return to MPJ!

Dearest Dukes and Dukesses,
It hast been far too long since we traveled to the magical land, otherwise known as ManniPenny Junction, and Dr. Linda Balloon (the resident OB-GYN) is sick of it. But just because we haven't been making round-trips to the burg, doesn't mean new rules haven't been enacted. To that end.

1. The Preferred Retailer of MPJ:
Wet Seal

2. MPJ's Fragrance of the Day:
Pantless Expressions by Jenny Wass. It has musky undertones.

But there is major aroma competition -- and while Wass' hoo ha "smells like sunshine," other people have some surprising scents.

Wass: I love your clothes, you smell like ... a person
JWise: I don't smell like a person
Wass: Yea, I don't smell like a person either
C Middy: I smell like a person? I'm excited!
Jwise: I never smell like a person
Wass: If I did smell like a person, do you think it would be a boy or a girl?

And thanks to a combination or cruiser and vino, the court stenographer got a little hosed and our register is smudged:

Anonymous: "He likes to wear suits all the time, he doesn't understand my panache."

So welcome back to MPJ everyone -- don't be a stranger, ya hear?

Jonah Will Save Your Life

Jennifer's pool will not have life preservers -- there will be glass blown Chihuly pieces floating in the pool. Which sounds safe and practical

"Children, grab on to the Chihuuuuly"