Harry Potter and the Le Sport Sac bag= INSPIRATION

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1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you like the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out.

4. Be careful when you are teabagging, it might come out the top.

5. You poke twice and they roll over.

6. Do the X and smack it.

7. I am going to do a header into my sashimi.

8. "I'm tot a biter"

"You're a biter? I feel like it lasts so much longer when you string it."

10. You def have to smoke the skunks out of the log.

11. Grandma Harriet tot tot TOT likes the dark meat. She takes it all.

12. Ring the alarm. All I have to do is roll over and grab the hose.

* For added pleasure, we suggest spooling. As much as possible.
** There is no #9. We don't need no stinkin' 9.