Michael Stipe's Teeny Hole just doesn't have the same ring to it

Poor Moby!

Moby says, "I've had fans run down the street after me, screaming how much they love my music. When I proudly sign my autograph they look up crushed and shout out, 'But you're not Michael Stipe!' Michael Stipe told me that he has had the same experience when fans thought he was me. Us little bald white guys get mistaken all the time for each other."