Man-hands is so 2004

Everyone remembers the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dumps the girl for having "Man-hands", right? Well, the coolest freaky hand disorder right now is suffering from "small hands". And no, this doesn't refer to the hands belonging to a lovely lady named Smalls, it's the condition that afflict literally tens of men a year, wherein they have normal sized bodies and freakishly small hands. As an example, I have a friend who went on a date with the guy who suffered from this affliction and she took this photo of her holding her dates hand to give you an idea of what it looks like