The ManniPenny Sacajmama Magna Carta

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! These be the official rules of ManniPenny Junction.

Coming soon, the official license plate slogan:
"You know what happens at sunset? We drink"

Article One of the Manni Penny Sacajmama Magna Carta (in order of creation)

1. The green John Deer riding mower belongs to HED










2. Team Ridic is riding up the street on their Harleys.
3. Jarett is being interviewed by E!
4. There shall be no cars or trains in MPJ; only tractors, motorcycles and hoverboards.
5. Owls shall deliver the mail.
6. HED gets a hovercart for her birthday.
7. Jen is looking out her office window above Wondee Siam III.
8. Cait is talking to James and Woody under the tree.
9. There is no soda allowed in MPJ, only club soda for the vodka.
10. There is an avacado farm in town to supply HED's Gucamole Hut.
11. The only beverage served by HED's is Ecto-Cooler.













12. The "Hairy Teacup" is the official sexual position of MPJ.
13. There are no paramedics...there are only Parrot-Medics.