If you didn't bring enough to share...

The modern workplace is a bit of a jungle. We work in spaces divided by glorified card board boxes and attempt to personalize our areas with knick knacks and photos. However, I feel that some people have become too comfortable and take cubicles as real concrete dividers. So to those on the other side of the wall:

• No, I don't want to know what you're going to do to your wife/girlfriend as soon as you get home.
  
• Your mother is such a nag, she's bugging me and I'm not even on the phone with her. You're the only one with the genetic power to shut her up.
  
• Stop talking about getting stoned unless you've brought some for the rest of the class.
  
• You may think speaker phone is convenient, but your life isn't that interesting...and we all can hear it.
  
• And the list I'm sure will grow, just like my inability to keep from launching through the wall like Chris Farley on speed.