Talk about Disturbia

It is well known that HED has a totally inappropriate crush on 20-year-old Shia LaBeouf. Some examples, "I want to LeBoff LaBeouf" also feel free to replace Boff, with Bang, and you get the gist.

Well, after going with HED to see Disturbia this weekend, her crush was solidified and then amplified by a report she sent me from People magazine where it was stated that he had already put on 15lbs of muscle to be in the new Indiana Jones movie and planned to add more. What follows is the conversation her and I had about MPJ's Stud of April.


HED: humena humena
me: LOL! Shia LeJACKED!
HED: haha shia le single! if he gets too buff i am def gonna swoon all throughout that movie
me: LOL, Shia LeRoofied
HED: haha TOT roofied WEEEEEEE
me: hahahahaha
HED: (burning in hell)
me: dont hate me, but i am posting this on Moby's
HED: haha ok

Amendment to the post: after HED read it, this was her reply:

HED: You have to fix where it says WEEEE....it should be G H WEEEE. ALA GHB or roofies
me: i didn't get that joke and i dont think others will. oh wait, they will when i add all this convo
HED: haha...and let's add another hot pick up there

Ye ask and ye shall receive--something tells me HED will open NAMBLA's sister organization, NAWBLA.



Amendment three:

HED: underooos??
me: i guess! LOL
HED: well done. you are hurting my heart though
me: why? because you don't have him yet?
HED: yes
me: soon enough
HED: and i want to stare at him lustfully during my work hours
me: but you do, right?
HED: no i didn't even see that on people.com until james sent it to me
me: oh, well we all know how u feel apparently
HED: subtlety is not my strong suit
me: yea, when you are planning on how to roofie 20-year-olds. no, subtlety isn't your strong suit
HED: :)

Amendment four:
It was discovered that originally HED's name was posted on our IM conversations, which wouldn't have been good, as she explains to me below.

HED: i'm really glad that when people google my name this is going to show up
me: HAHAHA, oh yea, want me to make them all say HED?
HED: i might have to swap that
me: i'll do it
HED: cuz you know, i do work at unicef!!!
me: true dat! saving babies and raping their hot older brothers
HED: omg! that should be my email signature
me: hahahahaha
HED: and under that would be G H WEEEEE or how about G H Be my valentine?
me: oh yea, i think Hallmark makes those
HED: sadly i bet i could sell those
me: tot......they'd be a big hit at Frats and rape crisis centers
HED: get rich quick scheme numero uno