Moby's Teeny Hole

In MPJ...

2011-12-01T17:28:00.000-08:00

These two are Besties. And no one else will hang out with them.

Today's Lesson

2011-01-09T00:08:00.000-08:00

"Don't look at yourself in the mirror, it's a waste of time -- just lotion your hair and go"

-Sage Advice from HED, because if you don't have a lesson, you can't learn

MPJ's Tatoo Parlor

2010-08-25T17:44:00.000-07:00

A realization came about that our gal Drew has some bad visible tatoos. Our guess? She probably has some even worse ones you can't see. Case in point:

Her vajayjay tat of ET pointing the way

Nice Mug

2010-08-03T06:32:00.000-07:00

Official Mugs of Manipenny Junction

Dweezil's arch nemesis

2010-07-26T11:40:00.000-07:00

Same color, cut and cute -- Endcat also has wispy angel hairs on his tiny kitten paws.

A flop-to-the-death is in order!

Dr. Balloon wants you to return to MPJ!

2010-06-23T07:33:00.001-07:00

Dearest Dukes and Dukesses,
It hast been far too long since we traveled to the magical land, otherwise known as ManniPenny Junction, and Dr. Linda Balloon (the resident OB-GYN) is sick of it. But just because we haven't been making round-trips to the burg, doesn't mean new rules haven't been enacted. To that end.

1. The Preferred Retailer of MPJ:
Wet Seal

2. MPJ's Fragrance of the Day:
Pantless Expressions by Jenny Wass. It has musky undertones.

But there is major aroma competition -- and while Wass' hoo ha "smells like sunshine," other people have some surprising scents.

Wass: I love your clothes, you smell like ... a person
JWise: I don't smell like a person
Wass: Yea, I don't smell like a person either
C Middy: I smell like a person? I'm excited!
Jwise: I never smell like a person
Wass: If I did smell like a person, do you think it would be a boy or a girl?

And thanks to a combination or cruiser and vino, the court stenographer got a little hosed and our register is smudged:

Anonymous: "He likes to wear suits all the time, he doesn't understand my panache."

So welcome back to MPJ everyone -- don't be a stranger, ya hear?

Jonah Will Save Your Life

2008-12-25T20:20:00.000-08:00

Jennifer's pool will not have life preservers -- there will be glass blown Chihuly pieces floating in the pool. Which sounds safe and practical

"Children, grab on to the Chihuuuuly"

Rod Stewart

2008-07-28T08:56:00.000-07:00

Offical self-proclaimed MPJ Arms of Steel.

I mean, who else is going to bring you a broken arrow, a bottle of rain, and some serious hair trends?

Bee. Tea. Dubs.

2008-07-27T18:23:00.000-07:00

Shia is so fired. We do not like DUI's in ManniPenny Junction. Can you imagine people drunken hoverboarding? NO.

Is it me or does this guy not look like a child molester? Paging Chris Hanson....

Fun with Taking Emails Out of Context

2008-07-24T09:39:00.001-07:00

From the Small-one in an email written to J-rod earlier today!

"Is there any way you could fill me up and give it to Catie"

btw, that pic is the first thing that came up when i googled "fill me up"

Oh No They Didn't

2008-07-11T20:46:00.000-07:00

Are you freakin' kidding me DQ? I spend 17 years of my life with a hut o' cool treats less than one mile from my house and now is when you choose to create what might be the world's tastiest treat?

There is nothing finer than eating some just-out-of-the-freezer Thin Mints. I have often thought, I should dip this in some ice cream, but the chained up fat kid inside of me said no. he's such a little bitch.

But by introducing "Ice Cream Flavor of the Year 2008" (awarded by me, deal with it) you make it absolutely acceptable for me to enjoy.

Thank you and see you soon.

99.99% Sans Blocage

2008-07-09T21:22:00.001-07:00

JAM FREE ZONE

Shia Likes the Older Ladies

2008-05-30T13:05:00.001-07:00

Good news for someone....

2008-04-30T07:28:00.000-07:00

Went for a ride in the cruiser last night after a visit to moby's teeny hole

i'm now a junior at BMCC

jwass invaded my head for a moment and nearly forced me into a very awkward jean jamming faux pas

DANGER

Shia Has a Plan To Keep His HED

2008-04-28T13:28:00.000-07:00

Apparently Shia LaBeouf doesn't want his lover to move either, so here's his plan to keep her in town!

“I get into poetry and songwriting,” Shia laughs. “I’ve flown across the country with flowers to hand-deliver, and I’ve made trails out of rose petals and put on the Jodeci music. I’ve also been known to put on some Meatloaf, which is so cheesy. I won’t say if it worked or not, but it was very funny!”

Not without a Spotter!

2008-04-18T11:23:00.000-07:00

Official town rule: All members of the socialist Every ManniPenny Person's Gym must have a spotter at all times. Whether you're on a treadmill, lifting weights, or trying out a unicycle, you must have a spotter. If you cannot locate a spotter, the court will appoint you one. If you should waive your right to a spotter, you will have to stay on the mats and risk ring worm among other fungal infections associated with group use of sweat absorbing materials.

Straight Up

2008-04-09T11:00:00.000-07:00

Our benefactor, Mr. Moby, says:

"Britney Spears like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

Ditto if you buy a Mika CD

2008-03-20T15:58:00.001-07:00

"Oh, I think he's gay, I just don't think that proves it."
-Someone about someone else

Sometimes things get said

2008-02-11T18:39:00.000-08:00

"I put a little bit of chocolate on your vibrating cock ring"
-C.Med

"I posted pictures of the Spice Girls and organized my photo album."
-Duh

If HED had started her family at 20....

2008-02-08T06:57:00.000-08:00

She would now have 43 children. And the bad ones would have to stay in the drain room, PERMANENTLY.

Once the guests have gone...

2008-01-24T18:00:00.000-08:00

HED locks up, opens the trap door under her kitchen tiles and checks in on her bottled water, canned goods and her singing Asian baby fanclub. Together they will survive the Pandemic Flu.

Hmmm, wonder who it could have been

2007-11-12T09:16:00.000-08:00

"The first time I played in Italy, it was in a club that held 1,000 people and eight people showed up. Yup, eight people!"
-Moby

I didn't say it

2007-11-10T20:06:00.001-08:00

"She needs some man meat! It makes you twirl!"

2007-11-02T19:59:00.000-07:00

Jen=God
prayer=resting
it's in costa rica
we pray to Esopus *ola

Grandma Tilly knows how to rock a whitefish. TOT rock a white fish.

I don't like fish on my bagels.

Fish helps a hangover

if you bring the ice cream....

2007-10-21T00:24:00.000-07:00

"I'd be eating a three musketeers bar and covering myself in chocolate syrup,"
-HED on how she plans to spend the last month of her pregnanacy

Shish kabob anyone?

2007-09-27T12:41:00.000-07:00

HED steals babies and cooks them.....shiska baby!!!

You Sir, are no Beverly Wonkette

2007-09-27T09:18:00.000-07:00

It appears that the gorgeous Beverly Wonkette has started a trend. Her ads, offering blowjobs in exchange for a Chloe bag were a big hit (especially with the lucky winner!) and now it seems that other people are getting in on the act too! This guy means BUSINESS!

i will blow you for genesis tickets

Date: 2007-09-26, 4:20PM EDT

hi there. i'm sure that if you're someone who is in possession of disposable tickets for the genesis show at giants stadium on the 27th, you're getting inundated with offers for them. predictably, there exists an substantial and understandable demand for tickets at this point. genesis is, after all, the originators of moody, simple, keyboard-driven melodies. that's why they call themselves genesis...because it means "the beginning." in biblical terms mind you! who didn't get moist the first time they heard "invisible touch?" i sure did. i passed what felt like fucking zimbabwe through my cock when i first heard that song. so i'm sure you'll understand why i'm making the offer that i'm about to make for your tickets.

i will blow you, or a loved one of your choosing for that matter, for genesis tickets.

now, before i go any further, let me explain something...I'M NOT GAY! seriously, i bang broads all the time. i just got done banging a broad! in the ass no less! dudes ain't my thing. never have been, never will. oh, well, there was this one time with my frat brother trey back in college...we did waaay too many lemondrop shots over at pete's brew barn and wound up back at the frat house masturbating in front of each other. BUT WE NEVER TOUCHED EACH OTHER!

so i reiterate...i'm not gay. i just so desperately want to hear phil collins bray "pseu-pseu pseudio" into the mic in front of 65,000 other rabid genesis fans THAT BAD!

maybe you've never been blown by a dude before and have some reservations? certainly, that's understandable. but then again, neither have i been with a dude. so it'll be cool! what i have been with are plenty of broads and they just love what i can do down there. i've even been told that i should get paid for my cunnilingus skills, that perhaps i should offer cunnilingus therapy or something. i've also been told that i have a soft, warm mouth. i imagine that sticking your dick in my mouth would be akin to wrapping yourself into a warm electric blanket on a sub-zero winter night. maybe you're a little too freaked out by this proposal? perhaps you've got a little brother or a nephew that you think could use some prick-plunging? i'd be willing to blow you or them...hell i'd be willing to blow both of you!!!

i want these tickets THAT BAD. and again, I'M NOT GAY!

if you're a girl who is looking to unload some tickets, the offer stands to you as well. i will perform oral on you AND your boyfriend/husband. we can even play "in the air tonight" as mood music!

so...what do ya say?!?!?

Good Question, Good Answer

2007-09-19T06:54:00.001-07:00

Smalls: OMG, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day

J-Dub: SWEET! Arrrgh!

Smalls: Ha Ha, shiver me timbers!! Do I have timbers?
J-Dub: Yea, you have lady timbers

Prohibited from performing the chest bump

2007-09-06T09:15:00.000-07:00

OH YEAH!

2007-09-06T06:04:00.000-07:00

The handshake has officially been replaced by the chest bump. Please make all necessary changes to remain inline with this new legislation.

MPJ's official 'Head of Hair'

2007-08-21T09:40:00.000-07:00

Wait, you want to put what where??!

2007-08-20T09:58:00.000-07:00

"I think I'll go upstairs now..."

Was it absolutely vital to share that?

2007-08-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

Lady: Excuse me, I have to go Nair my asshole

Separated at birth?

2007-08-10T13:04:00.000-07:00

Oompa, loompa, doompa de blorange
Use too much self-tanner, you'll wind up orange

Oompa loompa doompa de blerker
You'll end up gossiped about by a co-worker

Poof!

2007-08-08T17:42:00.000-07:00

The Official Town Magician of MPJ for the last 20 years

"We love him!"-MPJ's Lordess WondeeAre you looking for a good time? Do illusions turn you on? Then call Moneypenny the Magician! He will make coins appear from your ears and ears appear from your hoo! It will literally blow your mind! (but not your wallet)

Call now! 800-MON-YPEN

Fact

2007-08-08T17:39:00.000-07:00

If HED gets one lovah for every night of the week, Shia gets Saturday--because he doesn't have school

Professional Carpenter: Smallarina

2007-06-27T06:56:00.000-07:00

Smalls: Add this to my lago house list of 'oh man, why am I such a dude?' - my dad and I assembled a large cabinet for Father's day.
J-Rod: Did you wear a toolbelt?
Smalls: haha, no, thank god. if I did, I might as well get the mullet cut and move to VT.

(big ups to JWass for the photoshopping!)

The Lordess has a new companion

2007-06-13T11:44:00.001-07:00

He sings opera, and his name is Trevor.

The Official Chef of MPJ

2007-06-13T08:00:00.000-07:00

Truth Serum

2007-06-01T08:24:00.000-07:00

Apparently, riding in the PT Cruiser with a bottle of wine is equivalent to a syringe of truth serum for Ms. HED. Example, last night:

HED: We're totally going to the Harry Potter theme park when it opens
JAW: Oh yea we are!!!
HED: I'm going to get a timeshare there!

(2 minutes later)

HED: Sadly, that was the second thing I thought this morning

Wise words from our fearless leader

2007-05-31T08:35:00.001-07:00

Moby ponders:
"Why do 90 percent of tornadoes and the majority of hurricanes in American tend to strike Republican states?"

Dancing with Stars

2007-05-14T16:51:00.000-07:00

who is that? Tatiana? Oh Laila Ali.

What if Alphonso Riberio and Lance Bass were a couple? That would be the best gay couple ever. [Tom Jones]It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.[/Tom Jones]

2007-05-13T16:07:00.000-07:00

Darrell and Caitlin Rasner
Sounds like
Tyler and Caitlin T****z***
Rasner
Dweezil Damon Rasner
Sounds like
Sharon Rei**** Rude

Vamoos zavoshe
What?
Aubrey Gladys
No but you said zsomething zasomething
Vamoos zavoshe
No but you said Aubrey gladys
Aubrey Gladys Vam**s Zv*ushe

A non-Rasner related relative asked:

Did you just wipe your butt on my ass?

A not related Rasner friend

Who’s that guy?!?!?

Olyphant, PA

2007-04-30T12:00:00.001-07:00

Where the Lordess gets her Christian on

WE GOT OUR $1,700!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-29T13:57:00.000-07:00

We hear Bev does groups

Is this Beverly Wonkette?

2007-04-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

Beverly Wonkette is the MPJ resident slut.

somehow, we always saw her as a blonde....more like the girl in the middle here.

2007-04-27T19:40:00.000-07:00

I think you need to know what your options are. You have to try it as least 10 times each before you decide.

Oh SWEET Jesus

2007-04-27T19:38:00.001-07:00

That looks like rock candy. I'd stir my coffee with that. Mmmm, sweet coffee.

2007-04-27T19:11:00.000-07:00

My hairy areolas are covered in dust mites!

2007-04-24T18:22:00.000-07:00

Well! Now that we've established that I save babies for a living and like to "rape" their older brothers (though I'm not quite sure how true that is b/c I do believe that SLaB is an only, but irregardless (Not a word ha!)) I now feel like it's OK for me to continue with the mighty list of 723.

Those of you new to MTH might not know that I refer to the ManniPenny Junction Sexual Manifesto. It's sort of like the Dead Sea Scrolls, it's all been recorded at some point in the history of this great town, but it's up to us...the city council and Supreme Lordess to bring it to the people. So without further adieu, I present....

#15 - I want to eat out of you
#16- Oh! You're on top of me again!
#17- Pinky your enchilada
#18- You are a prince of Egypt. You are a Pharaoh in the land of Canaan
#19- I wanna bathe you
#20- "I had a slippery, slimy blast" "that's what she said"
#21- it's a version of the ....[unintelligible stoned writing, where's the damn Rosetta Stone?]
#22- We like it. No Biting.
#23- I'd eat it, but I don't need it
#24- The things that come out of my mouth!

Only 699 to go!! BRING IT

Talk about Disturbia

2007-04-23T14:37:00.000-07:00

It is well known that HED has a totally inappropriate crush on 20-year-old Shia LaBeouf. Some examples, "I want to LeBoff LaBeouf" also feel free to replace Boff, with Bang, and you get the gist.

Well, after going with HED to see Disturbia this weekend, her crush was solidified and then amplified by a report she sent me from People magazine where it was stated that he had already put on 15lbs of muscle to be in the new Indiana Jones movie and planned to add more. What follows is the conversation her and I had about MPJ's Stud of April.

HED: humena humena
me: LOL! Shia LeJACKED!
HED: haha shia le single! if he gets too buff i am def gonna swoon all throughout that movie
me: LOL, Shia LeRoofied
HED: haha TOT roofied WEEEEEEE
me: hahahahaha
HED: (burning in hell)
me: dont hate me, but i am posting this on Moby's
HED: haha ok

Amendment to the post: after HED read it, this was her reply:

HED: You have to fix where it says WEEEE....it should be G H WEEEE. ALA GHB or roofies
me: i didn't get that joke and i dont think others will. oh wait, they will when i add all this convo
HED: haha...and let's add another hot pick up there

Ye ask and ye shall receive--something tells me HED will open NAMBLA's sister organization, NAWBLA.

Amendment three:

HED: underooos??
me: i guess! LOL
HED: well done. you are hurting my heart though
me: why? because you don't have him yet?
HED: yes
me: soon enough
HED: and i want to stare at him lustfully during my work hours
me: but you do, right?
HED: no i didn't even see that on people.com until james sent it to me
me: oh, well we all know how u feel apparently
HED: subtlety is not my strong suit
me: yea, when you are planning on how to roofie 20-year-olds. no, subtlety isn't your strong suit
HED: :)

Amendment four:
It was discovered that originally HED's name was posted on our IM conversations, which wouldn't have been good, as she explains to me below.

HED: i'm really glad that when people google my name this is going to show up
me: HAHAHA, oh yea, want me to make them all say HED?
HED: i might have to swap that
me: i'll do it
HED: cuz you know, i do work at unicef!!!
me: true dat! saving babies and raping their hot older brothers
HED: omg! that should be my email signature
me: hahahahaha
HED: and under that would be G H WEEEEE or how about G H Be my valentine?
me: oh yea, i think Hallmark makes those
HED: sadly i bet i could sell those
me: tot......they'd be a big hit at Frats and rape crisis centers
HED: get rich quick scheme numero uno

Coincidence?

2007-04-18T13:05:00.000-07:00

When you are riding in the PT Cruiser it feels like you have nothing but time on your side. It feels like the day isn't 24-hours long and that you can easily fit everything into your day that you need to. The reality is, this is not true. But I guess the question is, why does it feel this way? Perhaps it's because when you look at the initials for Plenty Of Time, you get P-O-T.

Coincidence? I think not

We've got a long way to go...

2007-04-18T06:35:00.000-07:00

'Til we hit that magic # 723

Last Update to the MPJSM-#13 on 10 Dec 2006.

We're up to 21 now....see the updated list sooon....

Inappropriate thoughts from Friday

2007-04-16T08:54:00.000-07:00

"Whatever, Bindi Irwin's mom is just like, 'Here, have some khaki's!'"
-HED 4/14/07

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 has totally stolen Tom Hanks' look from Philadelphia

2007-03-30T11:04:00.000-07:00

Don't forget that Knob Hill is the town next to MPJ. We always play them in powder puff football and we've won for the past 4 years--it's an age old rivalry that spans decades.
The legend dates back to when Alexander T. Thaddius was living in Knob Hill quarterback and he fell in love Jemima Stoonesbergson who was the MPJ head cheerleader. Long story short, Alexander's parents ended up stealing the Stoonesbergson's prize-winning basset hound because they didn't approve of MPJ's lax attitudes towards marijuana and Ecto-Cooler. (PS: KNOB HILL WE OWN YOU!)

The Lordess gets hit on by the one and only Moby

2007-03-24T15:02:00.000-07:00

Moby: Hey there gorgeous, I see we share the same taste in helmets....wanna come back to my place and explore my teeny hole? You'll like it, I swear. Happy Birthday, Love Moby

A Happy Birthday come on from Journey's Steve Perry

2007-03-24T14:58:00.000-07:00

You: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, you took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Me: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit, I took the midnight train goin' anywhere

...fancy meeting you here good looking, wanna come back to my place?

Me And My Llama

2007-03-20T17:20:00.000-07:00

Any accusations that you may have heard about Lordess Wondee and her Saturday Morning tassle fiddling habits are completely fabricated. She sleeps, wakes up too early and sometimes needs a nap during the afternoon. "Nap" is not code for a tassle fiddle. However, Lordess Wondee's primary mode of transportation is a llama and tassle fiddling is required in order to ensure a safe ride.

2007-03-16T18:23:00.000-07:00

Sunnydale is about 20 miles west of ManniPenny Junction. Just over the hill.

The official hospital of ManniPenny Junction is Seattle Grace.

Casual Fridays...

2007-03-13T11:48:00.000-07:00

In MPJ, we know jeans on Fridays is just so five minutes ago. That said, Friday will offically be known as Spandex and Sweatbands Day (wearing a walkman is optional but encouraged.)

If we were cartoons

2007-02-26T14:25:00.000-08:00

If the residents of MPJ were turned into Cartoon Characters, we would be.....

C Middy

That's the trademark Medi-pout when she looks in a mirror

HED

Because he always has a hat on his hand

Smallerina

Just cuz!

J Wise and Dweezil

We're two of a kind

JWass

Because like her, Donald never wears pants, but always wraps a towel around his waist

Because I am really Google Maps

2007-02-21T11:16:00.000-08:00

someone once asked me how to get to MPJ. I told them to take the upper deck on the Bridge to Terabithia and make a left at the end. Duh.

Portrait of a bob

2007-02-20T12:12:00.000-08:00

Diego Rodríguez (June 6, 1599 – August 6, 1660) was a Spanish painter, the leading artist in the court of King Philip IV and apparently a psychic. How else could you explain his "Portrait of a little girl" which bears an unsettlingly close resemblance to The Lordess Jonah Wondee

MARTHA

2007-02-16T16:19:00.000-08:00

Meet the Boys

2007-02-15T17:38:00.000-08:00

I would like to introduce you to Mike Harris and Sean Mosher-Smith.

Oh Poo Poo!

2007-02-13T15:43:00.000-08:00

The large poodle will be the offical dog breed of MPJ. No toy poodles because size does matter. All poodles must be registered with the MPJ town hall, they must be on a licorice leash at all times, and they must feature the names of former bosses.

A Mundy for HED

2007-02-12T09:32:00.000-08:00

GET WELL SOON, MPJ LOVES YOU!!!!

Shocka-kan!

2007-02-05T11:46:00.000-08:00

Official Glove of MPJ

Get yours here!

No Weddings in MPJ!!!!!

2007-01-25T14:40:00.000-08:00

Lordess Wondee has already made her feelings on the subject of weddings quite clear, but this video of a bride an hour before her big day from a nearby village perfectly illustrates why there are never to be weddings in MPJ!

Pay special attention to the bride when she walks in the door and keep your eyes peeled around the four-minute mark. You're Gunna Die!!!!!

2007-01-24T18:51:00.000-08:00

Discoveries made at this week's MPJ Town Hall meeting:

Little fatty fat fats are in the coke commercial

Oh Tia, you did not!

Olive Garden Commercial
by Srberi (Fri Jan 5 2007 01:30:02 )
Last night while watching TV an olive garden commercial ran with a mom walking in to meet her "date". My question is, is the hostess Becki Newton?

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Hurmienee (Fri Jan 5 2007 14:49:54 )
I asked that same question! I don't know though.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by kristen_quirke (Fri Jan 5 2007 15:45:22 )
I just watched that commercial and was wondering the same thing! Must be.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by kirbsmum (Fri Jan 5 2007 17:10:35 )
lol thats funny,,ive seen it a couple times and thought it looked like her too,,thats why i came on here to see if anyone else noticed or knew!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by hoiiywoodfame (Sat Jan 6 2007 16:45:58 )
UPDATED Sat Jan 6 2007 16:46:30
Yess I really think it's her. I was just going to post this topic and I can't believe it was on here. I think it's her.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by aj_wright_1981 (Sun Jan 7 2007 18:31:20 )
I was totally about to too!! HAHA... yes, it looks just like minus some makeup.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by jillmaica (Mon Jan 8 2007 05:59:50 )
My husband pointed that out as well the other night. I think it's her as well!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Anonymous_Me (Mon Jan 8 2007 15:07:40 )
I'll chime in...
I JUST saw it and came to see as well.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by canadian_cutie894 (Mon Jan 8 2007 22:03:32 )
Same here.
It most likely is her, as it's an older commercial.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by spftc (Tue Jan 9 2007 14:02:31 )
I can't believe this topic was here... I JUST saw the commercial and thought, "That's the girl from Ugly Betty!"

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by SBThompson-1 (Tue Jan 9 2007 18:56:31 )
That's exactly what I thought. I've seen it several times now and the more I see it, the more I think it IS Becki.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by EJ_Proctor (Thu Jan 11 2007 18:39:24 )
this is funny. I came here to find out... they actually aired it during ugly betty tonight...
it's definatley her...

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by angelalasseau (Thu Jan 11 2007 20:39:04 )
It's her. It's an old commercial and they've just begun reairing it. I noticed her features during the show tonight and just watched the commercial in slow-motion. I'm positive. [I know this sounds weird but]it's not only her bone structure--exactly--but her bottom teeth and the hostess' teeth are identical. I was in a scrutinous mode after tonight's episode--I'm also positive that the girl at "M.Y.W."--you know, who loved Betty's vest, was also played by Becki Newton. I watched the recorded episode an hour after it aired and have thought, since last week, that that girl looked really familiar. After watching the show, I am sure that it was played by her, the "Bizarro Amanda".

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by musicaladdie (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:02:39 )
Lol I saw it too and thought the same thing, it looks a old commercial, but it is her with less makeup! Lol.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by dheadsis (Fri Jan 12 2007 06:40:09 )
I'ts definately her playing the "Betty version" at "M.Y.W." I picked up on it right away but it took me several minutes until I was 100% convinced it was really her but then my daughter saw it too. She is a fantastic actress! I hate that I missed the Olive Garden commercial....sounds cute!

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by esoul (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:32:33 )
It's funny. I've seen the commercial tons of times but didn't really recognize her until tonight while watching Ugly Betty. I was watching Ugly Betty tonight and one of the commercials was the Olive Garden one and I definitely think it's her. :)

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by vinceharris-1 (Thu Jan 11 2007 21:43:08 )
I saw the same commercial and I think you are right.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by lauranike (Fri Jan 12 2007 08:44:20 )
That's funny, I noticed her in it too. I remember seeing the commercial a long time ago, but I didn't notice it was her til recently.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by misskiwi4 (Fri Jan 12 2007 10:37:18 )
I, like everyone else was wondering the same thing. I'm pretty sure that's her. Haha that's awesome

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by nwoknumai (Fri Jan 12 2007 19:48:15 )
I was just about to post that same question lol! I think it is her..

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by jennifer_garner (Sat Jan 13 2007 20:25:31 )
Haha I just came on here too to see if anyone had realized it.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by Bourke27-1 (Sun Jan 14 2007 00:40:12 )
This is hilarious because she has some commercials posted under her "other works" but no olive garden... and yet it MUST be her, I absolutley cannot accept that it's not lol... it just looks exactly like her. And that is definitely her from "m.y.w." and that's confirmed through the abc credits for the show. anyway, if someone has any definitive proof that it's her, please post it so I can win my little bet.
Thanks and be blessed.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by vickye13 (Mon Jan 15 2007 19:02:39 )
it is her. if you go to this link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becki_Newton
it will tell you.

Re: Olive Garden Commercial
by chipdorsch (Mon Jan 15 2007 21:31:35 )
i'm certain it's her! it has to be!

WOW, JUST WOW

Mer!

2007-01-18T08:24:00.000-08:00

Things learned last night at the MPJ Town Meeting

Lordess Wondee has plans for her va-jay-jay:
-"I think it would be very nice to have an iridescent hoo"

C-Med digs A Big Red Bed

HED is training D-Money to sweep the 2007 Feline Olympics

JWise is into D-Money maybe a little too much;
-"I love the wispy angel hairs on his tiny kitten paws"

Child Rearing in MPJ

2007-01-12T07:23:00.000-08:00

As a followup to yesterday's sunshine and roses, it's time for a page out of HED's Child Rearing Handbook.

Chapter 7-Sticky Kids

Nothing makes me crazier than sticky kids. You know the ones I mean, jelly smeared all over their face from ear to ear, sticky hands that grab you, the furniture, the walls, and in turn spread the sticky. Their clothes are permanently stained from whatever grossness they have chosen for the day. It's like, honestly, have you never seen a washcloth before kid? Jesus.

As parents/caregivers, it's your responsibility to maintain a sufficient level of non-stickiness.

Take me for example; one time my little cousin decided to eat some grape jelly out one of those little packets they have at diners. Eat it with a spoon. Gross. But what do I care? I'm not his mother. However, out of the corner of my eye, I see a huge globful of jelly miss his mouth, fall of the spoon, and head straight for his clothes. My hand reaches out, out of pure instinct and reflex, catches the jelly and before he can put the spoon down, I've marched him off to the bathroom to wash his hands. But wait you say, if the jelly didn't land on him, how is he sticky? I don't care. The point is, he's even less sticky after a handwashing than he might have been.

That's why I've already designed the perfect solution in my mind. My house will be specially equipped with a padded room furnished only with a drain in the floor. Kids make a mess, come in from playing, basically do anything other than breathe, they have to go into the drain room and get hosed off. Padded walls=won't hurt when I blast them with the powerwash.

That's me...ALWAYS Thinking.

Straight Jacket Optional (Obvi)

Sunshine and Roses

2007-01-11T07:44:00.000-08:00

As mandated by the MPJ Council on Child Rearing, no citizen will allow their child to become part of the 'Entitlement Generation.' Therefore, if said citizen's child's artwork is complete crap, you must tell the child 'Your painting is complete crap. What the hell is that, a house? Nice try. Play again.' As soon as MPJ citizens teach their children they don't all fart rainbows, MPJ will be a happier, more realistic place.

Today for lunch

2006-12-18T13:26:00.000-08:00

I had a can of soup and a Mundy.

No, not this Mundy: http://www.mundy.ie/

Not this Mundy either...

No, no, it was THIS MUNDY

And boy, was it ever Surreal!

2006-12-10T16:49:00.000-08:00

#13- I really want to put my lasagna in that waiter's face.

Take that, Google!

2006-12-07T14:09:00.000-08:00

In ManiPenny Junction, offices will be organized in a very progressive format. Instead of having job titles related to actual job duties, employees will be categorized by the role they play in the office. Some examples of common roles include:

- The Lurker (starts all sentences with 'I couldn't help but overhear...')
- The Prairie Dogger (likes to talk to people over cube walls)
- The Crazy Foreign Guy (he says good morning in a new language everyday)
- The Mom (crocheted vest required for all holidays)
- The Greek gangster (chain smokes and uses his cell phone profusely)
- The Lifer (the guy who's always at work and no one's ever seen him leave or arrive)
- The Receptionista (refers to everyone with a prefix and their first name, Example: Mr. Steve)
- The Drill Sergeant (refers to his associates as 'My people' and others as 'Your people')
- The Lunch talker (never gets the hint that you're not up for convo while eating at your desk)
- The Overthinker (this person deflates every meeting with ramifications foreseen 20 years down the line)
- The Trekkie (also might be a closet S&M freak)

Front Page of the MPJ Daily Globe

2006-12-07T12:09:00.000-08:00

Mango Midgets Strike Again

(MPJP) 7 December, 2006- On this day which lives in infamy for the attacks on our country at Pearl Harbor, we are saddened to report another flare up in violence in MPJ between the Mangos and their rival gang the Magoos. MPJ Sheriff Dog is quoted as saying, "Damn these little people and their rivalries. It's getting to the point where a day doesn't go by without some kind of trouble. The Sheriff's department is on it and we are confident that we'll have them rounded up in no time and taken back to the farm. Vice Mayor, Del Mangerman, is leading the Mango/Magoo Midget Militia task force and we're bringing in the calvalry. ManniPenny Junction is a family town and we want to make sure it stays that way." The Mangos, known for their distinctive headwear, have several hideouts which have been raided over the last few days. Two officers were injured 2 days ago, but the bites to their shins were said to be surface only and not to have broken the skin. With the holidays approaching, officials are eager to curb this violence once and for all.

A post from the future!

2006-12-07T11:49:00.000-08:00

A solar eclipse occurred in the town of ManiPenny Junction during the year 2015, giving all original residents unusual super powers (we're told it has something to do with coconut milk consumption). In an effort to prepare you to master aforementioned powers, the ManiPenny Junction PTA has sent this message back through space and time to alert you of the gifts that will receive.

Jennifer "Lordess Wondee": She can hypnotize evil do-ers with her ta-ta charms and if captured by the enemy, she is able to transform into a whitefish and escape.

Jarett "Tidbits": Since he is in the MPJ library when the solar eclipse occurs, he absorbs all knowledge simply through a touch. He can also drain information from an enemy’s brain by putting on fingerless gloves and touching their temples.

"HED": Possesses the ability to shoot guacamole and their pits out of her hands to blind attackers, much the way Spider-man does. (The pits will not only cause bodily harm, but they allow the guacamole to stay fresh longer)

Alison "Smallerina": Becomes the eyes and ears of MPJ. She can shrink herself down to 1 inch tall and obtain access to any government facility.

"Devious Honey C. Quick": Is given the ability to create a sonic boom with just her voice. While the sound is deafening to all who don't belong to the MPJ Heroes league, bystander accounts confirm that once the sound is heard it turns the victims brains to mush, reducing them to quivering invalids who can only mumble, "Flavor Flav"

The Heroes of ManiPenny Junction aren't the only ones who are given super powers. The team has to unite to fight the evil Lord Leo of the Nardo and his Ninja Force. As it turns out, it is not difficult to defeat Lord Leo because he is simply an oversized cunt.

The battle cry of the ManiPenny Junction Avengers is, "WHAT'S IN MY HOO?"

2006-12-07T09:24:00.000-08:00

HIATUS IS OVER

MOBY IS BACK IN BIZ

THANK YOU TO OUR LOYAL CLIENTS

ManiPenny Junction Thanksgiving

2006-11-12T17:05:00.000-08:00

November 19th we do it MPJ Style.

There's a new sheriff in town

2006-11-06T09:36:00.000-08:00

The name of the new MPJ Sheriff is Buck Pickles.

And that's Mr. Pickles to you, Punk!

Step Right Up!

2006-11-03T12:49:00.000-08:00

Get your ManiPenny Junction Pimp Name, right here...

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

Our Mayor and Lordess: Dopetastic J. Love

Owner of HED's: Snake Eyes H. Beautiful

JRFN:Treacherous James Luthor

CMED: Devious Honey C. Quick

Harry Potter and the Le Sport Sac bag= INSPIRATION

2006-11-01T18:53:00.000-08:00

MPJSM

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you like the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out.

4. Be careful when you are teabagging, it might come out the top.

5. You poke twice and they roll over.

6. Do the X and smack it.

7. I am going to do a header into my sashimi.

8. "I'm tot a biter"

"You're a biter? I feel like it lasts so much longer when you string it."

10. You def have to smoke the skunks out of the log.

11. Grandma Harriet tot tot TOT likes the dark meat. She takes it all.

12. Ring the alarm. All I have to do is roll over and grab the hose.

* For added pleasure, we suggest spooling. As much as possible.
** There is no #9. We don't need no stinkin' 9.

2006-10-31T06:58:00.000-08:00

#10

You def have to smoke the skunks out of the log.

Amendment to the menu's of MPJ

2006-10-23T09:24:00.000-07:00

Article 1--All Men will eat Fish Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Said tacos will be imported from this location:

Article 2--All Men will drink Coconut Milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Said milk will be fed to men in this way, and this way only:

Lordess Wondee has spoken!

Ammendment to the ManniPenny Bill of Writes

2006-10-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

All those citizens of ManniPenny junction with a legal given name of Richard will heretoforth be referred to by the name Dick. Any citizen disputing this ammendment may be asked to leave ManniPenny Junction. Excommunication from MPJ can only occur after an official good-bye ceremony, which begins with the soon-to-be-ex citizen placing their hand on the Yellow Pages and uttering this oath:
"I swear on this phone directory that I am not a Dick, nor have I ever been a Dick, nor plan to be a Dick in future." The departing citizen will then be taken to the ManniPenny Junction border station and given a full set of stationary, golf ware and L.L. Bean backpacks monogrammed with 'Dick' and will be escorted over the border with no return ticket.

OMG PO

2006-10-18T18:01:00.000-07:00

8. "I'm tot a biter"

"You're a biter? I feel like it lasts so much longer when you string it."

#7 #7 Lucky #7

2006-10-18T17:56:00.000-07:00

#7. I am going to do a header into my sashimi.

All Hail Lordess Wondee

2006-10-17T20:39:00.000-07:00

"You know how you pay respects to me? You fiddle wih my charms."

"YOU WILL PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO ME!"

Ahh Lago House, ahh inspiration

2006-10-17T20:35:00.000-07:00

MPJSM

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you love the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out.

4. Be careful when you are teabagging, it might come out the top.

5. You poke twice and they roll over.

6. Do the X and smack it.

Greasy Babies

2006-10-16T13:54:00.000-07:00

Bobo on the left, L'il Debbull on the right....or maybe L'il Debbull is on the left and Bobo is on the right.....whatever, this is right before the two greasy babies got hosed off in Haverly's basement

None Cuter

2006-10-09T10:44:00.000-07:00

2006-10-09T10:19:00.000-07:00

Now you know why Meatloaf won't do it

2006-10-09T08:20:00.000-07:00

nannymcphee2
Originally uploaded by sbmpx1.

Circa 1977--The lovely Angela Lansbury, just moments after engaging in the inaugural Hairy Teacup in the then fledgling town of ManniPenny Junction

Who won't do what?

2006-10-08T19:36:00.000-07:00

As discovered tonight, the inventor of the Hairy Teacup was none other than Angela Landsbury. Why you ask? Well, because murder she wrote.

EUREKA!

2006-10-06T09:43:00.000-07:00

I've solved the mystery of the Hairy Teacup! It's like a mathematical equation with two variables. Allow me to explain. First, we start with the famous line from Meatloaf's dark ballad, 'I would do anything for love...but I won't do that.' The definition of 'that' has long been investigated to no avail. But now I realize, the 'that' is the Hairy Teacup! And thus, the Hairy Teacup can be defined as the 'that' that Meatloaf won't do! The two mysteries must solve each other. So from now on, the questions run like so:

"What is the Hairy Teacup?" Answer: "That thing Meatloaf won't do for love."
"What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?" Answer: "The Hairy Teacup."

I think my brain belongs in the MPJ branch of th Smithsonian.

2006-10-02T08:23:00.000-07:00

MPJSM October Update

1. The Hairy Teacup is the official sexual position of ManniPenny Junction.

2. If you love the turkey, you'll love the chicken.

3. Grandpa Stanley takes the boat out

Royalty Whose Titles Will Be Upheld

2006-09-22T10:40:00.000-07:00

Two nominations for Royalty whose titles will be upheld and respected within the borders of ManniPeni Junction.

'The Duke' - John Wayne

Duke Ellington

Your Supreme Leader

2006-09-21T07:41:00.000-07:00

Lordess of ManniPeni Junction and Lordess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea

Sometimes Queen of Scotland

Security Alert

2006-09-19T09:50:00.000-07:00

Attention:

MPJ is on a state of high alert. The man in the photo below Weird Bald Vegan, AKA Moby, has recently been spotted lurking around the high security of perimeter of MPJ looking for a weakness in the electric fence (Which he won't find, btw). The last known sighting of him had him lying dazed on the ground from a shock outside the fence at the corner of End of the Rd. and Borderline Drive. He should be considered unarmed and not really very dangerous, but a threat nonetheless.

Please call the police at 7-11 if you spot him

-DOG